(Burlington, MA) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Clown Shoes Beer will be releasing its “Third Party Candidate” (an India Pale Lager dry hopped with Idaho 7 and Sterling hops) this week, and its California sales rep “Filthy” Phil Thomas will be running for President.
With the slogan “Keep America Clean: Vote Filthy”, Clown Shoes Beer has launched a campaign to get Phil into the White House, even if only to use the bathroom there. Phil owns an IQ higher than John Travola in Phenomenon, has perfected more dance moves than Beyonce, breaks more concrete slabs with his forehead than Chuck Norris in his prime, surfs 90 foot waves on a longboard, and he can sing with greater sweetness than angelic choir boys pouring their hearts out as they render Ave Maria.
Clown Shoes has released several new beers into its core lineup for 2016, including its Mango Kolsch (in a six-pack), Whammy Bar (an IPA in six-pack cans), The Barista (Imperial Brown Ale brewed with coffee and oats), and American Monastic (a Belgian IPA featuring 7 different hop varieties). Clown Shoes will also be ramping up its extensive barrel-aged lineup, with beers like Archdruid (an Imperial Irish Red Ale aged in Irish Whiskey barrels) and others to come.
The mission of Clown Shoes Beer is to produce beer without pretension while being free and a little crazy. Visit www.clownshoesbeer.com for more information, or their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/clownshoesbeer.